u think u bitch well ?! my BACKSIDE!!!
hahaha.
enjoy.
just don't die . (:

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We have to be kinder to certain types of people simply because they don't have the BRAIN CAPACITY to actually think. You know, 'think' ? As in, using your brain to process something? You don’t get it? Stupid, do you understand? Go check the dictionary; you half-starved idiot. T-H-I-N-K. yeah?

-MebBE iT jUS nId tU bE sPeLT oUt-

I cant tolerate people who type LiK eu, who think that the best form of lingo comes in a fusion of "ah-lian" slang. What the hell is that? Think it's cool? Oh yeah, your own half-starved language. GET A LIFE .

Since eU HATE mI shO mUcH, why don’t you just say it to my face? Don’t you think it satisfies you better instead of the little back-stabbing you've been doing? Sorry, I forgot. You don't have the bloody G-U-T-S.

1.What’s with the cosmetics? Surprisingly, you used the word correctly.

- No amount of makeup can cover that hideous face, motor mouth

- If the colour pink is all you need, better scram to the toilet lest people think you have a contagious disease, i.e rash, and run away.

2. Oh, so you know the brand Gallaz.

-Go to Surf Babe or Roxy, get some more cool surf branded clothes and label yourself sufer babe, will you? Ah lians don't wear all these, please. Go to the pasar malam and get yourself a freaking "No fear" shirt. Then maybe you’ll have the guts to spill shit.

3. mOre nice nice shirt?

- You mean better looking ones than the cheap, lousy ones you currently own from the pasar malam or PMK.

4. FAT AH LIAN?

- Oh gosh, obviously you're just dying for Mary Chia to sign you on. Continue dreaming. Even a tree trunk has a slimmer contour.

5. Hair trouble?

- Don't fret, if after your 1000^th rebonding session, you find your hair dropping off. Yun Nam hair care center will be more than happy to accept you and your loser balding spots. Go ahead, all ah lians have super straight hair anyway. It will be easier for you to comb through, since you have to repeat this procedure 100 times per day with a pink mirror.

6. You want a better life?

- Like I said, GET A LIFE. After doing so, you might find life actually more meaningful than harbouring hate towards all people who "keep snatching with mie." If you can't deal with people, just go hide in a cave and be a hermit all your life. It’s no one's loss eh? Try to make the world a better place if you can, by pissing off.

7. wish all the c0piecats can disappear On earth * proOf *

- Damn the naivety. You are so sheltered and innocent, thinking that your big eyes can grant someone’s disappearance? Well, think again. People will probably want YOU to disappear ya? FYI, it's disappear FROM earth. Then again, your language sucks already.

- Proof is evidence that you need to substantiate something. I think you mean "poof"

- Copycats? Aren't you one yourself, desperately trying to be the next Cyndi or Jolin? The pot calling the kettle black; where’s your sense of shame?